QUIZ-SICKLE+CELL+ANEMIA

Sickle cell Anemia The Quiz Questions Yu Sheng Wu  Note: We know that you all don’t like quizzes, but trust me, this quiz is fun. It’s not as hard as the French Quizzes that Ms Gay give you, as hard as the dictation that Mr. Shen or the other Chinese teachers gives you too. Plus it's also in our favorite format-Multiple choice!!!! Anyways-JUST DO IT!! (Just do it is a registered Nike trademark. All rights reserved) The Beginning of Erebus is here-brace yourself

1) What is the cause of sickle cell Anemia  a)  Eating animal waste b) Chewing gum  c)  It’s a inherited disease d) You eat bad Yakisoba   2)  What does the drug Hydroxyuea do? a) It makes you think as if you are dunked head to toe in water  b)  Prevent constipation c) Cure Pain Crises  d)  Prevent pain crises 3) What is Joseph Jr famous for?  a)  The creator of Yakisoba b) Atasushi Okubo’s dad  c)  A miracle of cloning d) A miracle of cord blood transplant for sickle cell patients   4)  Which one of these are effects of sickle cell anemia? a) Heart attacks  b)  Addiction to chocolate c) Addiction to anime  d)  Sadomasochism e) Addiction to sickles and the Devil  f)  Testicular problems g) None of the above

5) Which one of these are possible ways to prevent sickle cell anemia?  a)  Be obese b) Eat lots of chocolate  c)  Inject Fish and ice-cream mixed with animal feces into your bloodstream d) Get vaccinated  e)  None of the above 6) What could people do to find out if they will get sickle cell anemia? a) Pray to god b) Get a gene checkup c) Look at your family medical history d) Watch LOTS of medical surgery tapes

7) Which one of these doctors take care of people with sickle cell anemia? (2 answers for this one!!) a) Heartologist b) Urologist c) Hematologist d) Pediatric Hematologist

8) How are minor pains in sickle cell disease treated? a) Whipping yourself like what flagellants did in the middle ages b) drill a hole in your skull (Another medieval cure) c) Morphine d) Praying e) OTC painkillers

9) What can sickle cells do that can be potentially dangerous to people? a) Create blood clots b) Urges the person that has it to suicide c) Play the song "SATSUGAI" in your head and listening to it will make you vomit until you are dehydrated (Satsugai-DMC is a registered trademark of Wakagushi Omoori, all rights reserved.) d) Gives you measles The Last question

10) Which pharmaceutical company invented hydroxuyea? a) Glaxosmith Kline b) GenCorp c) JohnsonJohnson d) Coca Cola e) Trick question-don't fool me Roger!

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Here are the answers 1) c  2)  d  3)  d  4)  g  5) e 6) c 7) c and d 8)e 9)a 10)e

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